Monday, August 20, 2007

What Can Brown Do For You?


Okay- So a customer calls with a problem. She received her order which consisted of two boxes. One of the boxes, contained her Biography albums, the other should have contained the rest of her order............. paper and things. Instead she opened the box and there was a small lunch cooler inside with a lock on it. One of the employee’s at the store, could swear that the cooler was ticking. Tick…..Tick……Tick…..Tick. So………..They called the Police. The Police didn't hear any ticking and unlocked the cooler. They opened it up to find a vial of Horse Urine. The sample came from Thermo-Campbell Scientific, our neighbors, who specialize in shipping animal urine all over the country. Apparently the UPS people mixed up our packages. We're just happy it happened to us instead of our other neighbor, Swire Coca Cola Bottling Company.

13 comments:

Alaina said...

That is funny. . . .not that the intended horse urine recipient was thrilled. Just wondering what they do with the samples.

Eminepala said...

ow bwahahahaha.. this is hilarious... thanks for sharing

Tami said...

We'll consider this a warning to anyone requesting "samples" ;)

Veronica Hugger said...

Why does this happen to you? So you can share the story with us. Y'all are a trip!

Michelle Jo Klomp said...

That is really funny...you should scrapbook that.

Susan said...

so does that mean when I order from you I might except a bonus bottle of Coke?!?!?!
always the optimist here! Lol!

Julie O. said...

Hee hee. Too funny! I'm sure it didn't seem funny when she thought she may have had something tickin' in her hands!

Melanie said...

Oh My Gosh! There goes my coffee... Only to Cosmo. I mean, really!!! You should call the national news media for the 'you won't believe this happened' section they always do. Too funny. Thanks for the story.

Davinie said...

Oh man, this had to happen to you! LOL! Now I want to know the necessity of shipping horse urine ANYWHERE. Too funny. The bomb squad was called for peepee. LOL!

Cindy said...

Very funny, but the horse urine shipping thing complete eludes me. What the...?

Terrie said...

omg this cracked me UP!!!

Cathy said...

OMG! That poor horse! That is all I have to say! Some women will be using that horse's urine as hormone replacement! TRY BIO-IDENTICAL. It's made from plants.

Elaine said...

Oy!! That is a good story!! I'm glad it didn't break in transit! LOL