What Can Brown Do For You?

Okay- So a customer calls with a problem. She received her order which consisted of two boxes. One of the boxes, contained her Biography albums, the other should have contained the rest of her order............. paper and things. Instead she opened the box and there was a small lunch cooler inside with a lock on it. One of the employee’s at the store, could swear that the cooler was ticking. Tick…..Tick……Tick…..Tick. So………..They called the Police. The Police didn't hear any ticking and unlocked the cooler. They opened it up to find a vial of Horse Urine. The sample came from Thermo-Campbell Scientific, our neighbors, who specialize in shipping animal urine all over the country. Apparently the UPS people mixed up our packages. We're just happy it happened to us instead of our other neighbor, Swire Coca Cola Bottling Company.